Suburbs, Colleges, Mortgages, Banks, Couches, Stuff, and Furniture Now in Your Bible

How did these changes take place in Bibles that were printed decades or even centuries ago? I do not know the exact mechanism by which this was accomplished. I suspect that it is supernatural and Satanic for reasons given in other articles written here.

As you will see below the changed words cause havoc on the syntax, grammar, punctuation and logic of the verses. You’ll also see the damage done to Biblical doctrines., proving that these words were never in the original King James Bible.

For centuries the King James Bible has been held up as one of the most majestic works of literature ever written in any language. These new errors were not there before - I can assure you!

Genesis 31:34 (KJV)

34 Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel’s furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent, but found them not.

Please go confirm this change for yourselves. Furniture is the wrong word leaving the reader with a nonsensical, and awkward sentence. It used to be saddle, not furniture! Oh, and images used to be idols. Originally the issue here was about false idols, but you’d never know that from reading this passage now.

The aim of this website is to build a forensic case for the crimes committed against God and His Word. We already know the M.O. of our number one suspect Lucifer. He is the destroyer, corrupter, liar, false witness, accuser, and twister of God’s Words. Let us look at more of these supernatural changes for his fingerprints.

Numbers 35:3 (KJV)

3 And the cities shall they have to dwell in; and the suburbs of them shall be for their cattle, and for their goods, and for all their beasts.

The words pasture lands was substituted with suburbs. This is very awkward since we don’t raise cattle, or beasts of the field in the suburbs.

Joshua 21:19 (KJV)

19 All the cities of the children of Aaron, the priests, were thirteen cities with their suburbs.

Should be pasture lands. There are over one hundred verses polluted with the modern word suburbs now.

Ezekiel 27:28 (KJV)

28 The suburbs shall shake at the sound of the cry of thy pilots.

In this verse we have the added new word pilots as well. The word here was seamen. But, from a modern perspective this makes sense because pilots usually live in the suburbs.

Let’s move right along.

2 Kings 22:14 (KJV)

14 So Hilkiah the priest, and Ahikam, and Achbor, and Shaphan, and Asahiah, went unto Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvah, the son of Harhas, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college ; ) and they communed with her.

Did you know there were colleges in those days? I didn’t either. Both the wink emoticon after the word college and the word college are mocking us in this verse.

2 Chronicles 34:22 (KJV)

22 And Hilkiah, and they that the king had appointed, went to Huldah the prophetess, the wife of Shallum the son of Tikvath, the son of Hasrah, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Jerusalem in the college : ) and they spake to her to that effect.

The scripture used to read second quarter, not college. So, not only is the new word college mocking us, but also the emoticons and the very bad punctuation of the emoticon itself.

Of course no suburb would be complete with out colleges and banks.

Luke 19:23 (KJV)

23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?

The switched word here is bank. It used to be moneychangers. You see everyone knows that Jesus drove out the moneychangers (Biblical banksters) who robbed the poor by usury. Moneychangers were bad, banks are “good”.

Nehemiah 5:3 (KJV)

3 Some also there were that said, We have mortgaged our lands, vineyards, and houses, that we might buy corn, because of the dearth.

1 Timothy 6:10

“For the love of money is the root of all evil”. We know who rules the moneychangers, I mean banks.

In the suburbs you need lots of stuff to keep up with the Jones’. Stuff is a modern day idol.

Virtually every Bible version now has the word “Stuff” supplanting the originally printed words such as: goods, belongings and possessions. There are currently, as of this writing 13 verses in both the New and Old Testaments with the modern word “stuff” inserted. Ah,but what would the suburbs be without colleges, banks and now stuff.

Gen 31:37 - Whereas thou hast searched all my stuff, what hast thou found of all thy household stuff? set it here before my brethren and thy brethren, that they may judge betwixt us both.

Gen 45:20 - Also regard not your stuff; for the good of all the land of Egypt is yours.

If a man shall deliver unto his neighbour money or stuff to keep, and it be stolen out of the man's house; if the thief be found, let him pay double.

Exo 36:7 - For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much.

Jos 7:11 - Israel hath sinned, and they have also transgressed my covenant which I commanded them: for they have even taken of the accursed thing, and have also stolen, and dissembled also, and they have put it even among their own stuff.

1Sa 10:22 - Therefore they enquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Behold, he hath hid himself among the stuff.

1Sa 25:13 - And David said unto his men, Gird ye on every man his sword. And they girded on every man his sword; and David also girded on his sword: and there went up after David about four hundred men; and two hundred abode by the stuff.

1Sa 30:24 - For who will hearken unto you in this matter? but as his part is that goeth down to the battle, so shall his part be that tarrieth by the stuff: they shall part alike.

Neh 13:8 - And it grieved me sore: therefore I cast forth all the household stuff of Tobiah out of the chamber.

Eze 12:3 - Therefore, thou son of man, prepare thee stuff for removing, and remove by day in their sight; and thou shalt remove from thy place to another place in their sight: it may be they will consider, though they be a rebellious house.

Eze 12:4 - Then shalt thou bring forth thy stuff by day in their sight, as stuff for removing: and thou shalt go forth at even in their sight, as they that go forth into captivity.

Eze 12:7 - And I did so as I was commanded: I brought forth my stuff by day, as stuff for captivity, and in the even I digged through the wall with mine hand; I brought it forth in the twilight, and I bare it upon my shoulder in their sight.

COUCH

"couch"
occurs 7 times in 7 verses in the KJV.

Gen 49:4 - Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel; because thou wentest up to thy father's bed; then defiledst thou it: he went up to my couch.

Wentest?

Job 7:13 - When I say, My bed shall comfort me, my couch shall ease my complaint;

Job 38:40 - When they couch in their dens, and abide in the covert to lie in wait?

Psa 6:6 - I am weary with my groaning; all the night make I my bed to swim; I water my couch with my tears.

Amo 3:12 - Thus saith the LORD; As the shepherd taketh out of the mouth of the lion two legs, or a piece of an ear; so shall the children of Israel be taken out that dwell in Samaria in the corner of a bed, and in Damascus in a couch.

In the New Testament:

Luk 5:19 - And when they could not find by what way they might bring him in because of the multitude, they went upon the housetop, and let him down through the tiling with his couch into the midst before Jesus.

Luk 5:24 - But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power upon earth to forgive sins, (he said unto the sick of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy couch, and go into thine house.

"COUCHES"
occurs 2 times in 2 verses in the KJV.

Amo 6:4 - That lie upon beds of ivory, and stretch themselves upon their couches, and eat the lambs out of the flock, and the calves out of the midst of the stall;

Act 5:15 - Insomuch that they brought forth the sick into the streets, and laid them on beds and couches, that at the least the shadow of Peter passing by might overshadow some of them.

And if you are a couch pototo, make sure you don't bend down, because the Bible says you'll be "couching"! I thought the word for bending down was"crouching".

Gen 49:14 - Issachar is a strong ass couching down between two burdens:

As a matter of fact, when I first wrote this article three years ago, there were only two verses that had the word "couch". I literally copied and pasted this article,due to my website being hacked and removed off the internet, and had to insert the additional verses that now have "couch".

In the suburbs you would expect to find couches, but not in the Bible. After all the couch wasn’t even invented until 1895 by Mr. Couch himself.