Nonsense Verses Now in the Bible - Matthew

The following Bible verses are all taken from the King James Version of the Bible. Words
for the verses have been purposely misspelled in hopes of averting any algorithims searching for verses in which to change.

Matthew 1-One:

The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

It should be: This is the record of the genealogy

Matthew 1:Two

2Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

It should be: Judah

Matthew 2: Nine through Eleven:

When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, ———–which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was.

When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy.  And when—————– they were come into the house, they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him: and when they had——— opened their treasures, they presented unto him gifts; gold, and frankincense and myrrh. 

MANGER

It should be: manger

Matthew 2:Seventine

17 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying,

It used to be: Jeremiah

Matthew 3-Eleven

I indeed baptize you with ——–water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:

It should be: who, sandals, loose

 Matthew 4:1

And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon ————————-called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers. 

Matthew 4: Ten

10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan:

It used to be: behind me

Matthew 4:Twentie Four:

24 And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.

It should be: epileptic

Matthew 5:Thirtie Seven

37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

It should be: speech, this is from the wicked one

Matthew 5:41 

41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

Usd to be: two

The Lord's Prayer

Matthew 6:Nine

9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

It should be: who

Matthew 6:Ten—

Thy kingdom come, Thy——- will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.

It should be: on

Matthew 6:Twelve

12 And forgive us—— our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

It should be: trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us

Matthew 7:One—

7 Judge——– not, that ye be not judged.

It should be: lest

Matthew 7:Thir-teen

Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and—— broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and——– many there be which go in thereat:

It should be: narrow, road,which leads to destruction, and many enter through it.

Matthew 7:Fif-teen:

Beware of false prophets, which come——- to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

It should be: ravenous

Matthew 7:Twentie Two:

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied—– in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

It should be: demons, mighty

Matthew 8:17

that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, who said, “He Himself took our infirmities and bore our sickness.

Used to be: Isaiah

Matthew 10:Fortie Two:

42 And whosoever shall give to drink unto——— one of these little ones a cup of cold water only in the name of a disciple, verily—— I say unto you, he shall in no——– wise lose his reward.

It should be: And whosoever shall give to the least of these, a drink of water in My name, verily I say———— unto you, he shall in no wise lose his reward.

The Disciples Pick EARS OF CORN on the Sabbath

Matthew 12:One:

WHEAT FIELD
This is a CORN field?

At that time Jesus went on the sabbath———— day through the corn; and his disciples were an hungred, and began to pluck the ears of corn and to eat.

These images are from a Bible image website under “picking ears of corn”, yet the pictures show a field of wheat!

Image from Bible Images website under “Picking Ears of Corn on the Sabbath”

It should be: grain fields ; and his ———disciples hungered, and began to pluck the heads of grain, and to eat.

Matthew 13:Five-

Some fell upon stony places, where———- they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth:

It should be: rocky soil, immediately, depth of soil

Matthew 12:27

21st Century King James Version

27 And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out? therefore they shall be your judges.

 Used to be: demons, Therefore (Demons does not appear once in the whole Bible anymore.)

Matthew 14:8

And she, being beforehand instructed by her mother, said , Give me here 

John Baptist’s head on a charger

Used to be: John the Baptist’s head on a platter

Matthew 13:45

Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls

Used to be: buyer, fine

Matthew 15:36 

And He took the seven loaves and the fishes, and gave thanks, and brake them and gave to His disciples, and the disciples to the multitude.

Usd to be: broke

Matthew 17:5

Then answered Peter, and said unto Jesus, Lord, it is good for us to be here: if thou wilt, let us make here three tabernacles; one for thee, and one for Moses, and one for Elias.

Used to be: Elijah

Matthew 17:15

Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.

Usd to be: lunatic

Matthew 17:25

He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?

Usd to be: capitalized after the question mark

Matthew 18:19

Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.

Used to be: concerning

Matthew 18:20

For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

Used to be: two or more

Matthew 24:37-8

37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

Used to be: Noah

Matthew 26: Twenty Eight

For this is my blood of the new testament, which is————– shed for many for the remission of sins.

Used to be covenant

Matthew 28:20

20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

Used to be: always

*Note: Even though the Bible is changing, it is important to continue to study it, while it is still here. A good way to do it is to use Biblegateway.com to compare other translations. I like to use the NKJV, the Amplified Bible or the NASB. At this point, this group of Christians has been noting Bible changes for about 5 years, and has documented them.

This article is one of many also titled "Nonsense Verses Now in the Bible" which documents the entire New Testament and will be posted here in the next few months. Although I have not included all the changes in these articles, the major ones are here., so if you read these articles, any questions you have in the KJV scriptures may be clarified by seeing what the KJV used to say.



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